Andhbhakt Symptoms
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Masterstroke Reflex
You instinctively describe almost any unexpected political event as a 'masterstroke'.
WhatsApp Forward Dependency
You receive a message beginning with 'Important! Share this with everyone' and immediately share it with everyone.
Selective Inflation
You notice rising prices only when someone else is in power.
Historical Ownership Syndrome
You believe almost every major invention, discovery or achievement somehow originated in ancient India.
Fact-Check Allergy
You experience immediate irritation when someone provides a source for a claim you already believe.
Whataboutism Reflex
When confronted with criticism, your brain automatically searches for something another party did in 1997.
Foreign Conspiracy Response
A negative international report about India immediately activates your conspiracy detection system.
Ghar Wapsi Logic
A politician switching sides somehow transforms every previous allegation against them into ancient history.
Economic Acrobatics
You can explain why almost every economic problem is actually evidence that the economy is doing brilliantly.
Selective Patriotism
Criticism of the government feels suspiciously similar to criticism of the country.
Algorithmic Patriotism
Your social-media feed consists almost entirely of content that confirms what you already believe.
Uncle Certification
At least one family member regularly forwards political analysis with no source, date or author.
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