Unofficial Symptom Database

Andhbhakt Symptoms

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01

Masterstroke Reflex

Mild

You instinctively describe almost any unexpected political event as a 'masterstroke'.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
02

WhatsApp Forward Dependency

Moderate

You receive a message beginning with 'Important! Share this with everyone' and immediately share it with everyone.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
03

Selective Inflation

Moderate

You notice rising prices only when someone else is in power.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
04

Historical Ownership Syndrome

Advanced

You believe almost every major invention, discovery or achievement somehow originated in ancient India.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
05

Fact-Check Allergy

Advanced

You experience immediate irritation when someone provides a source for a claim you already believe.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
06

Whataboutism Reflex

Moderate

When confronted with criticism, your brain automatically searches for something another party did in 1997.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
07

Foreign Conspiracy Response

Advanced

A negative international report about India immediately activates your conspiracy detection system.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
08

Ghar Wapsi Logic

Critical

A politician switching sides somehow transforms every previous allegation against them into ancient history.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
09

Economic Acrobatics

Critical

You can explain why almost every economic problem is actually evidence that the economy is doing brilliantly.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
10

Selective Patriotism

Advanced

Criticism of the government feels suspiciously similar to criticism of the country.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
11

Algorithmic Patriotism

Mild

Your social-media feed consists almost entirely of content that confirms what you already believe.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.
12

Uncle Certification

Severe

At least one family member regularly forwards political analysis with no source, date or author.

Symptom documented by absolutely nobody.

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